Lindsay Lohan's lovely courtroom manicure was applied with an airbrush by a salon professional and cost more than your car payment. But don't despair -- you can re-create her passive-aggressive nails for a fraction of the cost in the comfort of your own home.
What you'll need:
- Pastel nail polish. You want a dainty, feminine background for your foul language.
- Foam or a porous sponge. KONAD makes a sponge specifically for nail art, but even an eyeshadow applicator will work.
- A nail polish pen or fine-point marker. I used a Sharpie.
The steps:
- Sobriety. You need a steady hand for nail art, and that means no LiLo-level drug or alcohol binges.
- Paint your nails white or a very pale shade.
- Drip nail polish onto a paper plate or other flat surface.
- Dip your sponge onto the droplet and dab onto the nail for a tie-dyed effect.
- Repeat with other nail colors.
- Scrawl the obscene message of your choice on your middle finger.
- Flash your nails at law enforcement, the judicial system, and estranged father figures. Seal with top coat.
This article originally appeared on the Huffington Post.
